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What jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?  |
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| I'm where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow's in the middle. What am I? |
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| What do you fill with empty hands? |
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| It is weightless, you can see it, and if you put it in a barrel it will make the barrel lighter, what is it? |
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| What makes a loud noise when changing its jacket, becomes larger but weighs less? |
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| I am a box that holds keys without locks, yet they can unlock your soul. What am I? |
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| Why doesn't a mountain covered with snow catch cold? |
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| How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday? |
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| Why does the stork stand on one leg? |
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| What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand? |
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| One big hockey fan claimed to be able to tell the score before any game. How did he do it? |
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| Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert? |
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| Why can't a man living in USA be buried in Canada? |
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| What crime is punishable when attempted but not when committed? |
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| What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right hand? |
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| Foward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I? |
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| What rock is also a food? |
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| Which moves faster: heat or cold? |
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| Why is eating at a restaurant on the moon boring? |
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| A woman has five children and half of them are male. Is this possible? |
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| When does a chair dislike you? |
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| Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? |
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| Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig? |
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| What demands an answer, but asks no question? |
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| What always goes to bed with shoes on? |
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| What is more useful when it is broken? |
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| If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on? |
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| What animal keeps the best time? |
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| What clothing does a house wear? |
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