Drinking politics
[ 2007-02-01 08:00 ]
A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of
President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and
says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this
nation. He should be impeached."
The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you
liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how to run
my business!"
"Listen, I'm the customer, so I'm always right." the man says. "That picture
offends me, so I want you to take it down."
"That tears it," the bartender says, "How would you like it if I came into
your bar and told you what to do?"
"Well, you'd be the customer, so you'd be right," the man says.
"Fine, then let's switch places," the bartender says.
So, they do. The man takes the bartender's place behind the bar, and the
bartender walks outside, waits a moment, and then comes back inside. The
bartender sits at the bar and says to the bar, "You should take that pin off.
The Democrats are destroying our country with their liberal agenda."
"Sorry," the man says, "but we don't serve Republicans here."
（通訊員東華大學傅麗莉投稿）
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