Self-control, perseverance, integrity, indomitable spirit--that's what it's supposed to be all about at the Concord Tae Kwon Do Studio, where boys are turned into black-belts and suburbanites are chiseled into great warriors, all under the watchful tutelage of proud sensei Fred Simmons. That is, until Fred discovers his wife has been unfaithful and instantly descends into a blubbering mess. Ok, so maybe Fred is far more blowhard than kick-ass hero.

But when he sets out on a last-ditch quest to meet his kung-fu idol--the 8-time undefeated champ and star of the "Seven Rings of Pain" trilogy, Chuck "The Truck" Wallace--Fred winds up on a wild, comical journey that will take him from egomaniacal bluster all to the way to becoming the stand-up man of his delusional dreams.

Also Known As: Footfist Way

Production Status: In Production/Awaiting Release

Logline: A Tae Kwon Do instructor who is king of his small kingdom, tries to keep it together after his wife cheats on him, taking his anger out on everyone around him.

Genres: Comedy, Drama and Sports

Running Time: 1 hr. 27 min.

Release Date: May 30th, 2008 (limited)

MPAA Rating: R for strong language and some sexual content.

Distributors: Paramount Vantage

Production Co.: You Know I Can't Kiss You, Inc., Gary Sanchez Productions

Produced in: United States