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Notice to Taiwanese Youth!
eightyeight Updated: 2004-01-04 12:39
Greetings young friends:
In your youthful eagerness to make a difference in the world, I caution you to check your testosterone levels!
Pencil-necked and pusillanimous professors that sing to you songs of the pied piper need to leave the sanctuary of their presumed safety and their abusive authority over the eager and ignorant minds of the easily swayed youth. I think they must have spent too long in the heady private chambers of too much opium smoke in their youth!
I challenge any one of your professors and any one of your youth to a debate with me, here and now! A challenge to reason! Dare you be afraid of me? If so, then you may fear my guns all the more!
Mr. Chen is one of the most idiotic leaders in all of Asia! He plays a Fool's Gambit! He wastes the greatest of opportunities with his ignorant zeal to secure a voting power base. He is the Fool! Make a referendum to recall his sorry butt instead of falling for a ploy that has no other end than to bring you great sadness!
Let me hear from you Mr. Chen -- you pussy!
Would you like a new industry on your Island? I encourage your youth to drop out of school and go into business -- soon there will be an unmet demand for body bags! Be there the first, with the most, and you will reek the greatest of benefits!
Should Taiwan take advantage of its absolutely unique position of being the only people in the whole world who can benefit from the West and East (China has no good reason to trust Japan), or should you embark upon the pimple-popping malarkey of professors and dumb-ass politicians that cannot make a decent living in the real world, but rely on hyping the youth to get their jollies off?
I will not allow my children to defend you! What a pity, for you -- my family has the gift of extremely accurate and deadly marksmanship! In fact, I fear they may take the side of the mainlanders -- people they have come to love and admire. You see they do not know you!
Democracy as you know it is for jackasses. Those of you who want glory are looking up the wrong skirt!
Mr. Chen should be encouraging the Island to strengthen its business relationship with the mainland. Taiwan could serve so well as the bridge between the technological know-how of the West and the magic of the East.
Have you forgotten how the Japanese treated you? Worship them not! Come into your own! Let us see what 50 years of relative calm and constant growth and Western exposure can produce from the gall and guts of the people you are! Make a difference for peace and prosperity instead of making the stupid choice and to fill the land with smoke!
"Thought I heard a rumblin', callin' to my name -- 200 million guns were loaded, Satan cries take aim ... better run through the jungle; Lord don't look back to see!" - CCR
Give me your best shot! Or stand down as the cowards that real devils truly are!
Show me your true grit not your stupidity!
88 and a half (given middle name is satire)
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