Spoiler alert: The NBA playoffs this year are going to be a lot like a Bruce Willis movie.

They're going to be wildly exciting. There are going to be some twists and turns along the way. Somehow, somewhere, there are going to be some irritating Europeans involved. And you know going into it how the final scene is going to play out.

Unless you're being argumentative for the sake of being argumentative, it's just about impossible to envision a scenario other than the Oklahoma City Thunder and the Miami Heat facing each other in a rematch of last year's NBA Finals, with the Heat probably winning in five or six games.